(NEW) Jokes - Jokes - Jokes

Golfer:   'Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.'
Caddy:  'Think you can keep your head down that long?

Golfer:   'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'
Caddy:  'Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'

Golfer:   'Do you think my game is improving?'
Caddy:  'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.' 

Golfer:   'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'
Caddy:  'Eventually.

'Golfer:   'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'
Caddy:  'I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a Coincidence.'

Golfer:   'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction.'
Caddy:  'It's not a watch - it's a compass.'

Golfer:   'How do you like my game?'
Caddy:  'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'

Golfer:   'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy:  'The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'

Golfer:   'This is the worst course I've ever played on.'
Caddy:  'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.'

Golfer:   'That can't be my ball, it's too old.'
Caddy:  'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'

And my favourite..

Ian A: Did you see that butterfly on the 12th
Dick C: No when we passed, it was a pupa

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Welcome. This site is dedicated to the brave souls who venture forth each Wednesday to be slapped down once more by the rigours of Cotswold Edge (and other members). Appearing like moths to a flame around 10:20 for the draw , cheerful, optimistic and determined. Leaving at 17:00 crestfallen, reflective and £6 lighter! (with one exception but he gets the beer anyway) But always happy.

This is a great course and if you can stand on the 18 green under 90 you have done well (not that I would know). It also has some hazards dificult to get out of like the 17th greenside bunkers, the trees, the bar!

McCann wanted me to renew this site because he was bored, so here it is

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